Cigar Wisdom

A few of the quotes on cigars that I like.

“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
-George Burns

“You should hurry up and acquire the cigar habit. It’s one of the major happinesses. And so much more lasting than love, so much less costly in emotional wear and tear.”
-Aldous Huxley

“A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.”
-Rudyard Kipling

“What this country needs is a really good 5-cent cigar.”
-Thomas R. Marshall

“A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.”
-Groucho Marx

“I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.”
-Mark Twain

“I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ‘em.”
-Ron White

“If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I’d make love to it, then I’d smoke it.”
-George Burns

“If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.”
-Mark Twain

“The end of a good smoke is a little saddening. In some regard, it’s a bit like losing a best friend who had time to sit and listen.”
-ZenWarrior

“If your wife doesn’t like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.”
-Zino Davidoff

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