Comments on: Worst Cigar Names Ever

By: Gerry

Gerry — Sun, 21 Nov 2010 03:23:33 +0000

When these first came out (back in the ’90s), I belonged to one of those “Cigar of the month” clubs. One month, Fighting Cock was the brand we were sent and we were asked to review them. I can’t remember exactly what my review send in total, but I do remember writing, “You have to be pretty desperate to have a cock in your mouth in order to smoke this cigar.”

As to marketing promos, how about: “After a hard day at the orifice, nothing satisfies more than a nice hot cock in your mouth.”

And the packaging should say something like, “Circumcise Before Lighting.”

By: Rasputin

Rasputin — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 15:25:19 +0000

Though I tremble to admit it in present company, I have actually smoked a Fighting Cock, and rather enjoyed it. As Bob said, not bad for a cheap cigar (Philippine if I remember correctly) and I hope Rachel gives one a try.

By: Maxwell

Maxwell — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 23:32:47 +0000

Jesse – Not sure if you are still checking this blog. Good article, very funny. I actually like the name Smokin’ Toad, it’s unpretentious. And just to let you know it sells 4:1 over the milder 91 rated Flor de Jardin. With Mexican in the ligero and a Brazilian wrapper The Smokin’ Toad is a wonderful bold cigar.

By: mzCoach2u

mzCoach2u — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 02:03:17 +0000

Fighting Cock Slogan submission—When your stressed from working around the clock or just taking a walk around the block… just relax and smoke a cock.
This name is terrible…really lol

By: rachel

rachel — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:53:19 +0000

Well, from a female perspective these cigars are only the warm-up for the event? eh, boys?

By: Luis Molina

Luis Molina — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:25:00 +0000

Greetings all, this is a funny topic indeed. My name is Luis Molina and I own Devil’s Weed. Our name was meant to promote the cigar itself (although using an ironic device) and this term was actually coined by the Spanish Inquisition to denounce the divine plant that we know as tabaco. Unfortunately, some stoners thought it would be cute to apply this term to their own leaf during the 60s, but as it stands this term was first used for tabaco. Best to all.

as for fighting cock, i ain’t going there.

By: Bob

Bob — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:37:17 +0000

Forget the name and try a Fighting Cock. Best cigar for a buck you will ever find. That is if you can find one.

By: Jesse

Jesse — Wed, 28 May 2008 02:00:12 +0000

Unlike other Robin Hoods I can speak with an English Accent.

I loved that movie.

By: smokinj

smokinj — Wed, 28 May 2008 01:53:25 +0000

How bout this one-” It ain’t a smoke unless it’s a Cock” LOL

By: Adam Snider

Adam Snider — Mon, 26 May 2008 17:09:26 +0000

Absolutely.